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Matt's Tattoo - Arm's length by G2KSurivemors Matt's Tattoo - Arm's length by G2KSurivemors
This is Matt, my cousin. I can and will go on about certain abilities of his life and his past... but not now and with permission. But he is my model for the character 'Scare' for my story, Kings of Shadows.

What his tattoo says-

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned- Tyler.

Model - Matt Wichman
Tattooist- [link] Loki at Skorpion Ink tattoo in Universal City, TX
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JCarterTheMartyr Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
This guy is going to find out nobody reads tattoos unless it can be read in 3 seconds meaning it has to be in a part of the body with no distortion and not going out of sight. The only way this can be read is if he stays still and holds up the arm and twists it when necessary. Nobody is going to bother asking him to do this except close mates and girlfriends, and they're only going to say it's cool to please him.

In all it's a FAIL and I bet he calls it a sleeve. (One sleeve takes an average of 30 hours of ink. I have 130 hours of ink on my arms, chest and I am just about to start my back ... because I can - so I KNOW!)
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Krolleking Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
What font is this?
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armouredart Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015
:)
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:iconaxel016:
axel016 Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
F'ckin awesome
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Daniver81 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol... is awesome and powerful
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RUGBYY Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
HOW MUCH WAS IT?
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
$300 in one sitting.
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rickjohnson75 Featured By Owner May 16, 2012
Very cool. It's too bad the tattoo artist used foot marks instead of apostrophes, though!
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thesimmsonian Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That has to be the best font tattoo I've ever seen.
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SkorpionTat2 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
glad yall like it. it took me seven and a half hours tattooing this on him.....LOKI.....
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KIRA-THASMO Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist
I LOVE THIS TATTOO,AND WHAT IT SAYS,
IT'S A FUCKIN' SLAP IN THE FACE OF CONFORMISTS!
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b-kreep Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011
That's awesome. I've been thinking about getting a tat of a Latin phrase which means:
"If you can read this then you have too much education."
:skullbones:
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Aloysius84 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
your cousin....is very handsome.....
is him free?? :P
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ArcadiaAvenged777 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010
thats awesome
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User-2521 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
In Tyler we trust.
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Unless he becomes the narrator, then he's unpredictable.
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nate009 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
amazing
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B-CORSAND Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010
Great tattoo !!!! Really awesome !
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Majkelicious Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
what kind of font is it..??
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AngelicFruitcake267 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
Love Ur Tattoo <3
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H8K1m3 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
wow thats gay. i cant believe i wasted my time reading that shit.
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:icong2ksurivemors:
G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
But you did, and fell for his trap. Sad, sad, sad...
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NadleehX Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010
I like the idea of the tatoo. the spiral of words. im just not sure yet of how i feel about what it says
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
The idea of the spiral words was mine, the words is something he picked out.
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blitzRIOT Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
Awesome. I love it!
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1stDay Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
awesome tattoo!
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lukemac Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
This is truelly IMMENSE, Kuedos to him for the commitment he put into this tatto. I have been looking for a similiar style, mind telling me what font he used?
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
You know, I'm not sure. Got to remember to ask him next time.
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EscaflownEscaflown Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2009
Great it look cool how its done!!!!

I have also a text from the movie blow on my whole back
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Maki-Ubermach Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009
Does the last word "statistic" wrap down into his collar bone to the neck or out to the shoulder?

Really cool tat, I like the font he picked too.
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Actually, it goes over like this - [link]
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Rockin-Out Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2009
Awsome!
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SweetCho Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009  Student Interface Designer
excelent text :worship:
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
sigh... yeah. No matter how annoying it is to me, I can't ignore the fact that he took a good line.
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Mariowzoom3 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
OMFG !!!

it's soooo amazing !!

it's exactly what I was looking for !

obviusly ot the same words haha but something just like this !!

and i love fight club ooo my goshh

creo q voy a tener un orgasmo o algo asi jajajaj
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rogeramazing Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
its worth it, great concept for a tattoo, not only the words but the form works well too.
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:iconrogeramazing:
rogeramazing Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009
Great commitment to a tattoo.

And its great he has the word masturbation on his left shoulder.
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
That's what his Mom said.
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OwenMelbz Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2009
amazing idea n concept behind this, looks really cool
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elainau Featured By Owner May 28, 2009
great message!
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:icong2ksurivemors:
G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner May 28, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Most of Tyler's quotes are.
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Gold3nku5h Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
That is pretty badass, but i would have made it say something way for meaningful. Im sure who ever reads that then thinks about how much time everyone wasted, writing it, planning it, inkinit. Cool though.
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
sigh... people only read about to his elbow before stopping because it is insulting them that they are wasting time doing so. Then again, I think all tattoos are a waste of time. Hmmm...
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AriaSerias Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009
Probably the best and most badass Fight Club tat I've seen. You're cousin's not too bad looking either ;) Very fitting for a Tyler Durden tat.
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Yeah yeah, that is all I hear about with him...
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AriaSerias Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
lol i bet
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superskunk695 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
fuking sik! great idea and it looks mint. lovin it lol
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KommaCritical Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
This is the best tattoo I've EVER seen.
love the idea and the tattoo and GOD everything! :D
must fav.
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G2KSurivemors Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav then.
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whisperofoz Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009
tyler durden.. in tyler we trust
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